ME: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A DREAM I HAD ABOUT ONE OF YOUR GUY FRIENDS FROM PRINCETON.
ANDREA: … Oh god.
ME: For some reason, I was at an Alexander Wang fashion show. And[insert name here] was modeling for the fall mens collection and I asked him “… why are you here and not at Princeton” [...]
I-I don’t even.
TIFFANY: So, someone told me that I look like a stoner. Do you think I look like a stoner?
ME: …. WHAT. NO! … WHAT.
and
TIFFANY: Hey, you stretched out my slippers! I can wear them now! Thanks Stacy! :D
ME: … I’m glad I’ve finally found my purpose in life.
TIFFANY: *after walking around* … [...]
Just got back from the Extreme Keys acapella concert and caught sight of my reflection in the mirror while walking up the stairs in Merion.
I nearly screamed, “Oh my god, it’s Shan-Yu!”
(My bangs have not been cooperative lately.)
Yeah, I think I’m okay now. :)
Also, I witnessed what had to be world’s most awkward break up [...]
*AFTER CLASS*
STACY: *turns cell phone on, receives text notification sound*
ClASSMATE: … Is that from the Jetsons?
STACY: … Yes.
That said, this is the first time anyone has recognized it.(If anyone’s curious, it’s the Jetsons doorbell.)
I spent five minutes talking about umbrellas with my Chinese professor today. It was… interesting.
And now, because I am severely sleep-deprived, I [...]
SUMMARY OF OUR EX-ROOMMATESHIP/FRIENDSHIP
ME: I love you.
ANDREA: I’m hungry. I mean, I love you too.
And then Andrea proceeded to eat all the snacks in my room and steal my chai latte and run all over Merion with me chasing after like she had stolen my firstborn.
Okay, so I’m looking over my Chinese 2nd Midterm test and noticed that my professor wrote “sorry” above one of my short (60-80 characters) answers. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was for the question “What do you look for in an ideal boyfriend/girlfriend” and I had written “我以前的男朋友對我不好，要是我新的男朋友是一個好人，最理想不濄了“(translation: my ex-boyfriend didn’t treat me very [...]
I can’t stop laughing.
I stopped by Melody’s room where she and a classmate were practicing a skit for French (Superman and Batman having hot chocolate at a cafe! I gave them an A+).
I introduced myself to her friend (since I’ve seen her around, she’s in two of my classes) and she exclaimed: “I know you! [...]
So the 2nd year Integrated Chinese textbook is kinda hilarious. Sometimes I wonder if it’s intentional (and then I really really hope it’s intentional because if it’s not– then, well… I’m not sure what to think) but I certainly enjoy this week’s lesson on Tian Hua and her asshole boyfriend.
So in drills today, Zhang Laoshi [...]
I think there’s something about me that attracts crazies.
So, a man just asked me for directions to a sushi restaurant on the basis that I “looked Asian” and therefore “would know” which I take issues with. (This took place in the children’s section of my local library.)
… I gave him directions to Dunkin Donuts.
This reminds [...]
Tiffany was playing something on YouTube. I thought it was a song I’ve never heard from Something Corporate or Jack’s Mannequin (I’m really familiar with Andrew McMahon’s voice).
Curious, I inquired as such.
…It was the Jonas Brothers.
Excuse me guys, ‘m going to go shoot myself in the face now.
P.S. The song in question is Black Keys, [...]
So I’ve been tired and incredibly sleep deprived, yet unable to actually sleep since 7:30 AM.
I’ve been keeping Tiffany company with her Social Studies homework (since it’s about US History). Unfortunately, I am not at my best and articulate when I’m this tired. Thankfully, Tiffany is in the same state as me– so we’re both [...]
Apropos nothing.
ME: … Wait, are you breaking up with me over Facebook?
ANDREA: I’m simplifying my life.
ME: … NOT EVEN THROUGH A TEXT MESSAGE, OVER FACEBOOK?
ANDREA: Well…
ME: … I’m breaking up with you first! *pause* See, I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU ANYMORE.
ANDREA: My facebook profile is now so much less cluttered! … But [...]
Okay.
So today I got up early, had breakfast with Katie, went into the Comp. Sci lab with a “D: D: THIS SHOULD BE WORKING, WHY AREN’T MY PROGRAMS WORKING?” face– got my programs done (<3 VICTORY IS MIIINE), went to Chinese class, wrote up my report of my comp. sci programs, bought a tuna fish [...]
1. Isel, Winnie, Andrea, Cristina, Brianna, Amanda, Yong Jung, and I invited Lucy and Maggie (SRPs from Tri-Co) to see The Wackness with us at the Bryn Mawr Film Institute. It was like a mini Tri-Co thing. Only not.
It was a pretty good movie, though I nearly choked when I realized that Josh Peck was [...]
