QUOTES
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[GOSSIP GIRL]
Hazel: Now you know how Vanessa Hudgens feels.
[PSYCH]
Shawn: Anna Banana would like to hear Venus by Bananarama. …. Banana.
Shawn: Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the policeman’s ball?
Lassiter: We don’t have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.
Lady: There’s a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.
Gus: Lieutenant Crunch?
Shawn: Actually, I’ve been promoted. It’s Captain Crunch now.
Shawn: Simba, I am your father.
Gus: Mufasa never said that
Shawn: Mufasa, Vader, I’m Not Rappaport, it’s all James Earl Jones.
Shawn: Hello, my name is Gus and I have a deep sea of jealousy over a little boy cat.
[THE WEST WING]
Sam: It turns out I accidentally slept with a callgirl.
Toby: Accidentally? I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?
Josh: Toby, come quick, Sam’s getting his ass kicked by a girl.
Toby: Ginger, get the popcorn.
