I love my parents.
My mom managed to catch me right before my shower and I now have strict orders from my parents to:
1. Buy myself a cupcake.
2. Not go to work (“You make your own hours. You can shelve books tomorrow,” my mom said, quite firmly).
They also told me to expect a call from my [...]
I just spent the last ten minutes reading Naruto spoilers on Wikipedia (“WHAT? _____ died? ______ died too? Kishimoto, why do you hate me?”) because I’m about three years behind (“Sai? Who the hell is Sai?… And what’s up with his obsession with penis sizes?”) and now I’m trying to decide if 4 AM is [...]
Same universe as A Thin Line Between Drunken Teenage Passes and Hate.
Ethan was having a Really Bad Day.
One of those days when your puppy was not only run over, but run over by cars driven by clowns and then shot and eaten by Bigfoot, at which point your fish died, came back to life, and [...]
