grapefruit tea

ME: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A DREAM I HAD ABOUT ONE OF YOUR GUY FRIENDS FROM PRINCETON.

ANDREA: … Oh god.

ME: For some reason, I was at an Alexander Wang fashion show. And[insert name here] was modeling for the fall mens collection and I asked him “… why are you here and not at Princeton” and he said “because Ivies are expensive”.  It was awkward.

ANDREA: … You know, that’s surprisingly not bad. I thought it was going to go in a completely disturbing direction.

ME: … Oh. Well, I’ve only met the guy once. That would have been weird.

ANDREA: …

ME: Emergency subject change, did you get a haircut? :D

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