grapefruit tea

I-I don’t even.

TIFFANY: So, someone told me that I look like a stoner. Do you think I look like a stoner?

ME: …. WHAT. NO! … WHAT.

and

TIFFANY: Hey, you stretched out my slippers! I can wear them now! Thanks Stacy! :D

ME: … I’m glad I’ve finally found my purpose in life.

TIFFANY: *after walking around* … Now they’re too big and they keep falling off. :( Thanks a lot Stacy.

ME: I see I spoke too soon.

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